Adam and Eve.

This is absurd.

I'm going on holiday in a couple of hours. I have a 20kg luggage allowance for 7 days. That's more than an average 5 year old boy. (FACT: google it!)

Why then does my case want to weigh more than 20kg when I have literally nothing but skimpy clothes and products to clean my flesh with.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY HEELS IN THERE!. I'd like to scream.

Or maybe, just maybe, my scales are incorrect and add weight to that which is being weighed? It would explain the extraordinarily high weight I appear to have had since (and indeed before) I got the scales.

Government conspiracy?

I CAN ZIP IT UP TOO FOR ONCE! Normally I have to sit on it to get it to close, it shuts so easily so why the hell is it so heavy?

I have no clue how my mother used to pack all our clothes into one large case and one small one for four of us.

Scream, scream, scream.



But look, I can get it shut! HOW DOES THIS WORK? Ok, I'm definitely over tired and should probably carry on sorting out the stuff I need to take. Disorganised.com