Thursday, 23 September 2010

Heil Homophones!



If anyone who reads this has ever seen my Twitter, you'll know that my favourite past-time is moaning about the poor grammar of the tweeting population.

I'm starting to get quite fed up of the poor grammar of the English speaking world and have therefore assigned myself as the official apostrophe/homophone corrector of South East Essex and London. There's not a day goes by that I'm not mentally taking an apostrophe out of 'sandwich's' or 'magazine's' or inserting one next to "there" possession. Nowadays I'm referred to as a grammar nazi, but in reality I'm someone who just understands the very BASICS of the English language. You're (NOT your) taught the correct principles in primary school so why (oh, why) are there still poor, helpless apostrophes being inserted in to plural objects?

Ah well, they say if you can't beat 'em, join 'em so...

there not all that bad. Lets just forget they're mistakes with apostrophe's and spell badly here, their and everywhere like all the tweeter's.


Argh!

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