Yesterday when I was walking home just near Southend high street, two drunk track-suited and booted men started singing a song to me. It went along the lines of..

"You have a sexy boom boom boom,

Ohhh yeahhh.

a really sexy boom, boom, boom.

I like your boom boom and your face is nice too and you are really fit and MATE I DON'T THINK SHE'S LISTENING. OH LOOK WHAT ROAD IS THAT."

I don't think the true beauty of the song can be captured unless you heard their beautiful voices. Just imagine if a cheese grater had a voice. Like that. Only with more consonants missing.



The tune was farely non descript, but I think their lyrics are especially deep in showing the way feelings are objectified by males of a certain group. They are obviously trying to show that these men don't care about these women - they pick the first girl they see and forget about them as quickly as they came. Yes. Deep. Secret meaning. Ahem.





Just thought I'd share it with you. You know, just incase they decide to record it and it gets to number one. I heard it first.

Yes.